While many sites do weekly rankings, I figured it'd be easier to do them quarterly. We've played a little over ¼ of the season so far, so it's time to do the first!
1. Arizona (28-17): Brandon Webb is on pace for 36 wins and TWO Cy Young Awards.
2. Chicago-NL (28-18): Bad news! Kerry Wood hurt again! Seriously! He's really hurt again! Ok, maybe not.
3. Boston (29-19): Any new World Series rings will no longer have trademark phrase "Yankees Suck" on it.
4. Houston (26-21): Lance Berkman is so hot, the hitting coach is coming to him for hitting advice.
5. Tampa Bay (27-19): Rays players are debating whether or not they like this winning "thing".
6. L.A. Angels (27-20): Angels announce stadium food vendors no longer required to use phlegm as a condiment.
7. Florida (25-19): Go figure... Fish trade Miguel Cabrera and D-Train and go from last place to first.
8. St. Louis (27-21): So much for Albert Pujols and his torn elbow ligament; he's hitting .355 with 11 dingers.
9. L.A. Dodgers (24-21): Bargain signing? Andruw Jones earning an average of $2.25 million per home run so far.
10. Chicago-AL (24-20): Ozzie Guillen has vowed to control his temper and to not lash out in Spanglish tirades.
11. Atlanta (24-21): Braves have begun plans to take Turner Field with them on the road.
12. Philadelphia (25-22): Jayson Werth had more RBI in one game last week than Andruw Jones has all season.
13. Oakland (24-23): Rich Harden got his annual trip to the disabled list out of the way early this season.
14. Baltimore (24-20): Orioles players still wondering why they can't play the Yankees 162 times.
15. Minnesota (23-22): The Twins have decided not to trade Johan Santana. Ooops! Wrong season.
16. Cleveland (22-23): C.C. Sabathia's ERA is so bloated that he might have to GIVE BACK his Cy Young Award.
17. N.Y. Mets (22-21): Billy Wagner has offered to become the clubhouse psychologist and liaison for the Latinos.
18. Toronto (23-24): The Blue Jays have asked Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams to help out in the bullpen.
19. Texas (22-25): NWS will halt Tornado Warnings during home games when Ron Washington gets fired.
20. Milwaukee (21-24): Eric Gagne has asked the Brewers to suspend the Sausage Race until he holds onto a save.
21. Kansas City (21-24): Royals fans are still irate over the George Brett pine-tar incident.
22. Pittsburgh (21-24): The Willie Stargell statue outside PNC will remove paperbag over its head when Bucs get to .500.
23. N.Y. Yankees (20-25): Yankees announce plans for a new plaque in Monument Park to honor Johnny Damon's defense.
24. Cincinnati (21-25): Dusty Baker swallowed a box of toothpicks trying to master the "double-switch."
25. Washington (20-27): Local Democrats are pushing for Brain Tumor Day to help boost attendance in new park.
26. Seattle (18-28): First the Sonics threaten to leave town, and now this?
27. Detroit (18-27): Jim Leyland is so disgusted, he's resorted to smoking three packs a day instead of two.
28. San Francisco (18-29): Bruce Bochy is wondering if leaving San Diego for 'Frisco really makes a difference.
29. Colorado (18-28): Rockies are just one game behind last year's World Series team after 46 games.
30. San Diego (17-30): Even GM Kevin Towers thinks this team stinks.
1. Arizona (28-17): Brandon Webb is on pace for 36 wins and TWO Cy Young Awards.
2. Chicago-NL (28-18): Bad news! Kerry Wood hurt again! Seriously! He's really hurt again! Ok, maybe not.
3. Boston (29-19): Any new World Series rings will no longer have trademark phrase "Yankees Suck" on it.
4. Houston (26-21): Lance Berkman is so hot, the hitting coach is coming to him for hitting advice.
5. Tampa Bay (27-19): Rays players are debating whether or not they like this winning "thing".
6. L.A. Angels (27-20): Angels announce stadium food vendors no longer required to use phlegm as a condiment.
7. Florida (25-19): Go figure... Fish trade Miguel Cabrera and D-Train and go from last place to first.
8. St. Louis (27-21): So much for Albert Pujols and his torn elbow ligament; he's hitting .355 with 11 dingers.
9. L.A. Dodgers (24-21): Bargain signing? Andruw Jones earning an average of $2.25 million per home run so far.
10. Chicago-AL (24-20): Ozzie Guillen has vowed to control his temper and to not lash out in Spanglish tirades.
11. Atlanta (24-21): Braves have begun plans to take Turner Field with them on the road.
12. Philadelphia (25-22): Jayson Werth had more RBI in one game last week than Andruw Jones has all season.
13. Oakland (24-23): Rich Harden got his annual trip to the disabled list out of the way early this season.
14. Baltimore (24-20): Orioles players still wondering why they can't play the Yankees 162 times.
15. Minnesota (23-22): The Twins have decided not to trade Johan Santana. Ooops! Wrong season.
16. Cleveland (22-23): C.C. Sabathia's ERA is so bloated that he might have to GIVE BACK his Cy Young Award.
17. N.Y. Mets (22-21): Billy Wagner has offered to become the clubhouse psychologist and liaison for the Latinos.
18. Toronto (23-24): The Blue Jays have asked Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams to help out in the bullpen.
19. Texas (22-25): NWS will halt Tornado Warnings during home games when Ron Washington gets fired.
20. Milwaukee (21-24): Eric Gagne has asked the Brewers to suspend the Sausage Race until he holds onto a save.
21. Kansas City (21-24): Royals fans are still irate over the George Brett pine-tar incident.
22. Pittsburgh (21-24): The Willie Stargell statue outside PNC will remove paperbag over its head when Bucs get to .500.
23. N.Y. Yankees (20-25): Yankees announce plans for a new plaque in Monument Park to honor Johnny Damon's defense.
24. Cincinnati (21-25): Dusty Baker swallowed a box of toothpicks trying to master the "double-switch."
25. Washington (20-27): Local Democrats are pushing for Brain Tumor Day to help boost attendance in new park.
26. Seattle (18-28): First the Sonics threaten to leave town, and now this?
27. Detroit (18-27): Jim Leyland is so disgusted, he's resorted to smoking three packs a day instead of two.
28. San Francisco (18-29): Bruce Bochy is wondering if leaving San Diego for 'Frisco really makes a difference.
29. Colorado (18-28): Rockies are just one game behind last year's World Series team after 46 games.
30. San Diego (17-30): Even GM Kevin Towers thinks this team stinks.
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