Over the past six or seven weeks, a lot has changed in the baseball world. As we've reached the mid-way point of the season in terms of number of games played, two weeks shy of the All-Star Game, it's time to look back on the first half of the season and where teams stand now as the second half unofficially gets underway.
1. Tampa Bay (49-32): The Rays are not only the best team right now, but putting them at the top of the rankings is a trendy thing to do these days. (LR: 5)
2. Chicago-NL (49-33): If the Cubbies can figure out how to win on the road (16-23), they might actually win a few games in the playoffs this year. (LR: 2)
3. Boston (50-34): Manny Ramirez has been asked to wear a straight-jacket from now on when he isn't on the field. (LR: 3)
4. Chicago-AL (49-35): Lately, it's been the White Sox bats making a lot of noise, and not Ozzie Guillen's mouth. (LR: 10)
5. L.A. Angels (49-33): The Halos have petitioned with MLB to play their remaining home games on the road instead (MLB-best 27-15 road record). (LR: 6)
6. St. Louis (47-36): Mark Mulder will be taking a gurney and an ER surgeon to the mound with him every time he pitches. (LR: 8)
7. Minnesota (45-37): The Twins are looking for a way to trade back for Johan Santana for the pennant stretch. Nah, just kidding! (LR: 15)
8. Oakland (44-37): Even GM Billy Beane is shocked at how quickly all of his trades this past off-season have worked out for the A's. (LR: 13)
9. N.Y. Yankees (44-38): The Yankees have designated Jason Giambi's new mustache as the team’s new good luck charm, which will be prominently on display during games. (LR: 23)
10.Detroit (41-40): In light of the Tigers recent play, Jim Leyland's cigarette intake has dropped from three packs a day to two. (LR: 27)
11.Philadelphia (44-39): Chase Utley is so popular in Philly, the city is replacing the Rocky statue at the city's Museum of Art with one of Utley. (LR: 12)
12.Milwaukee (44-37): Upon Eric Gagne’s return, Bob Eucker will be asked to cover up his white wife-beater, and cut back on the booze, so as to not distract Gagne during save opportunities. (LR: 20)
13. Florida (42-39): The City of Miami has decided not to build the Marlins new stadium until they reach the 15,000 mark in home average attendence. (LR: 7)
14. Baltimore (41-39): The Mariners new GM called and inquired about possibly trading Eric Bedard back to the O's for Adam Jones and George Sherrill. (LR: 14)
15. Texas (42-41): Josh Hamilton is driving in runs at such a ridiculous rate that Cincinnati has called and asked for him back to help their offense. (LR: 19)
16. Arizona (41-41): What gives? The Snakes' offense has tanked, and Brandon Webb is now on pace for only 24 wins and 1.5 Cy Young Awards. (LR: 1)
17. Toronto (40-43): Back to the Future Part IV? The Blue Jays have brought Cito Gaston back from 1997 to turn the team around. Great Scott! (LR: 18)
18. Atlanta (40-43): The Braves are still trying to figure out how they can take Turner Field with them on road trips. (LR: 11)
19. L.A. Dodgers (38-43): The Dodgers have decided to place the remaining $56M of their $119M payroll on the DL with the other $63M. (LR: 9)
20. N.Y. Mets (40-41): Omar Minaya is having second thoughts and is contemplating re-hiring Willie Randolph. (LR: 17)
21. Cleveland (37-45): C.C. Sabathia will ask the Indians to include the locker room buffet table in any trade he's involved in. (LR: 16)
22. Houston (39-43): Lance Berkman has cooled of so much that not even the heat and humidity in Houston can keep him hot. (LR: 4)
23. San Francisco (36-46): Suddenly, being 10 games back in this division isn't so bad afterall. (LR: 28)
24. Pittsburgh (38-43): Pirates fans are already counting down the days to the Steelers and Penguins season openers. (LR: 22)
25. Kansas City (37-45): I'm telling you, Royals fans are really, really ticked about that George Brett pine-tar incident. (LR: 21)
26. Cincinnati (38-45): Team trainers are still trying to remove the toothpick lodged in Dusty Baker's throat. (LR: 24)
27. Colorado (32-50): The Rockies may not need to win 13 straight games at end of the season to make the playoffs again. (LR: 29)
28. San Diego (32-51): Greg Maddux has been stuck at 350 career wins for so long, he's resorted to playing himself on PS2 to remember what its like to win a game. (LR: 30)
29. Seattle (31-50): At this rate, Mariners fans might ask the M's to leave town for Oklahoma City with the Sonics. (LR: 26)
30. Washington (33-50): Opponents, feeling bad about the Nats' -114 run differential, have been offering to spot them runs to give them a chance. (LR: 25)
LR = Last Rank
1. Tampa Bay (49-32): The Rays are not only the best team right now, but putting them at the top of the rankings is a trendy thing to do these days. (LR: 5)
2. Chicago-NL (49-33): If the Cubbies can figure out how to win on the road (16-23), they might actually win a few games in the playoffs this year. (LR: 2)
3. Boston (50-34): Manny Ramirez has been asked to wear a straight-jacket from now on when he isn't on the field. (LR: 3)
4. Chicago-AL (49-35): Lately, it's been the White Sox bats making a lot of noise, and not Ozzie Guillen's mouth. (LR: 10)
5. L.A. Angels (49-33): The Halos have petitioned with MLB to play their remaining home games on the road instead (MLB-best 27-15 road record). (LR: 6)
6. St. Louis (47-36): Mark Mulder will be taking a gurney and an ER surgeon to the mound with him every time he pitches. (LR: 8)
7. Minnesota (45-37): The Twins are looking for a way to trade back for Johan Santana for the pennant stretch. Nah, just kidding! (LR: 15)
8. Oakland (44-37): Even GM Billy Beane is shocked at how quickly all of his trades this past off-season have worked out for the A's. (LR: 13)
9. N.Y. Yankees (44-38): The Yankees have designated Jason Giambi's new mustache as the team’s new good luck charm, which will be prominently on display during games. (LR: 23)
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13. Florida (42-39): The City of Miami has decided not to build the Marlins new stadium until they reach the 15,000 mark in home average attendence. (LR: 7)
14. Baltimore (41-39): The Mariners new GM called and inquired about possibly trading Eric Bedard back to the O's for Adam Jones and George Sherrill. (LR: 14)
15. Texas (42-41): Josh Hamilton is driving in runs at such a ridiculous rate that Cincinnati has called and asked for him back to help their offense. (LR: 19)
16. Arizona (41-41): What gives? The Snakes' offense has tanked, and Brandon Webb is now on pace for only 24 wins and 1.5 Cy Young Awards. (LR: 1)
17. Toronto (40-43): Back to the Future Part IV? The Blue Jays have brought Cito Gaston back from 1997 to turn the team around. Great Scott! (LR: 18)
18. Atlanta (40-43): The Braves are still trying to figure out how they can take Turner Field with them on road trips. (LR: 11)
19. L.A. Dodgers (38-43): The Dodgers have decided to place the remaining $56M of their $119M payroll on the DL with the other $63M. (LR: 9)
20. N.Y. Mets (40-41): Omar Minaya is having second thoughts and is contemplating re-hiring Willie Randolph. (LR: 17)
21. Cleveland (37-45): C.C. Sabathia will ask the Indians to include the locker room buffet table in any trade he's involved in. (LR: 16)
22. Houston (39-43): Lance Berkman has cooled of so much that not even the heat and humidity in Houston can keep him hot. (LR: 4)
23. San Francisco (36-46): Suddenly, being 10 games back in this division isn't so bad afterall. (LR: 28)
24. Pittsburgh (38-43): Pirates fans are already counting down the days to the Steelers and Penguins season openers. (LR: 22)
25. Kansas City (37-45): I'm telling you, Royals fans are really, really ticked about that George Brett pine-tar incident. (LR: 21)
26. Cincinnati (38-45): Team trainers are still trying to remove the toothpick lodged in Dusty Baker's throat. (LR: 24)
27. Colorado (32-50): The Rockies may not need to win 13 straight games at end of the season to make the playoffs again. (LR: 29)
28. San Diego (32-51): Greg Maddux has been stuck at 350 career wins for so long, he's resorted to playing himself on PS2 to remember what its like to win a game. (LR: 30)
29. Seattle (31-50): At this rate, Mariners fans might ask the M's to leave town for Oklahoma City with the Sonics. (LR: 26)
30. Washington (33-50): Opponents, feeling bad about the Nats' -114 run differential, have been offering to spot them runs to give them a chance. (LR: 25)
LR = Last Rank